MJ
Crash Bandicoot is my Boyfriend

Pepsiman is my Dad

Monica (INFP)

24 | She/They/He | Diagnosed DID system

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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

looking up google images pictures of michigan at the same time as my friend and calling it michigan multiplayer

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

"In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

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THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED

this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!

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the real protagonist

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

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fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

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you know how it is with spaghetti

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?????

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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you're welcome

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